Woman
Woman
you’re gorgeous whatever you wear
let that be our starting point
and then I’ll pretend I care
about your sartorial vacillations
Truth is though:
I like best the bits in between
when you’re down to your underwear
and your fleshy oscillations
And you know full well, woman
that you ain’t going to listen to a word I say
unless it chimes
with your classy sense of rhythm
and sassy sense of rhyme
And, yes
your bum does look big in that
and that’s especially why I like it
Woman
you’re gorgeous whatever you wear
let that be our starting point
and then I’ll pretend I care
about your sartorial vacillations
Truth is though:
I like best the bits in between
when you’re down to your underwear
and your fleshy oscillations
And you know full well, woman
that you ain’t going to listen to a word I say
unless it chimes
with your classy sense of rhythm
and sassy sense of rhyme
And, yes
your bum does look big in that
and that’s especially why I like it