Holy Mary

I got a pure love for you, baby
but I got an impure love for you too
I want you to be as free as the breeze to do as you please
yet I want to own the very flesh and bone of you

I got a heavenly love for you, angel
but I got a devilish love as well
I want to float with you on clouds nine and ten
but I want to burn with you
yes twist and turn with you
through the deepest fires of hell
I got a sweet love for you, honey
but I got a salty love too
I want to bathe you in a mist of romantic kisses
then have my one-legged pirate’s way with you
I got unconditional love for you, my love
(terms and conditions also apply)
I’ll love you no matter what you do
but if you ever leave me I will surely die
I got a feline love for you, tiger
but I got a canine love for you too
I want to curl and purr beside your sleepy fur
and I want to hump you till my cock turns blue

I got a smooth love for you, sweetheart
but I got a hairy love too
I want to lightly trace your graceful silhouette
then get utterly tangled up in you
Yeah, I got a pure love for you baby
and I got an impure love as well
But you can’t wear them pearls of wisdom
if no dirt gets in your shell
So let me enter the inner cloister of your oyster
and ring your chapel bell
Oh holy Mary
Magadalene
you sound my deepest bell
my Queen
you sound my deepest bell