England sweet England (Budget Day Remix)

England is sometimes so damn sweet
early Friday evening in East Oxford's Rusty Bicycle
at the end of a quintessentially English spring week
first flushes of flesh now on show
pretty bare legs displayed with a casual pride
wintered white cleavages and end-of-week smiles
handsome young blokes in freshly-ironed shirts
handsome amber pints in hand
amicably debriefing with their beer-swilling mates
whilst all the while
(with a barely disguised guile)
expertly considering
the lay of England's green and pleasant land

Everyone looks happy this fine Friday evening
This is an emotionally anarchist-communist pub
Fuck the Con-Dems and their self-pleasuring budget
because generosity is England's favourite pub grub
my friend
on a good spring day
generosity is this nation's best grub