England sweet England (Budget Day Remix)

England is sometimes so damn sweet
early Friday evening in East Oxford's Rusty Bicycle
at the end of a quintessentially English spring week
first flushes of flesh now on show
pretty bare legs displayed with a casual pride
wintered white cleavages and end-of-week smiles
handsome young blokes in freshly-ironed shirts
handsome amber pints in hand
amicably debriefing with their beer-swilling mates
whilst all the while
(with barely disguised guile)
expertly considering
the lay of England's green and pleasant land

Everyone looks happy this fine Friday evening
This is an emotionally anarchist-communist pub
Fuck the Con-Dems and their self-pleasuring budget
because generosity is England's favourite grub
my friend
generosity is this nation's best grub