Christopher Robin's first psychotherapy session 

Winnie the Pooh?
Winnie the stinky poo more like!
Winnie the steaming stinky smelly poo!
And piglet
that little pink
that little pink piddling little runt
And owl
owl that
that scrawny dyslexic git
And eeaw
that self-pitying morose suicidal serial killjoy
And tigger
that grating manic stripy attention-seeking over-buoyant bastard
And roo
that squiddly squirmy fluffy antipodean pus-bag
And kanga
and kanga
you know the worst thing
about kanga?
She reminds me of my mother.

Good, Christopher, I think there’s something
we can work on here.