A quick ley line

I wanna be an urban shaman
jay-fire-walker, neo-pagan
I want one-minute-microwave-instant-magic
I want juju juice and voodoo gadgets

I wanna live by Greenwich Dream Time
I wanna singalong those neon songlines
I want dervish ecstasy and primal whizz
I want astrological certainty and cosmological fizz

I want Microsoft Spell-Maker integrated software
I want Amazonian Witch Doctor kinky underwear
I want pick'n'mix goddesses and big-pricked gods
I wanna tread my vegan trainers where they have trod

I want the key to my chakras – I want instant access
I want karmic fame and fortune – I want New Age excess
I want Mayan love potions and vanishing creams
I want an Astral Projector and a Lucid Dream Machine

I wanna build a concrete totem
I want yogic flexibility so I can lick my own scrotum
I want crystal suppositories and pyramidic pills
I want tantric thrills and transcendental spills

Yeah
I wanna be an urban shaman
jay-fire-walker, neo-pagan
I want one-minute-microwave-instant-magic
I want juju juice and voodoo gadgets
and Hare! Hare! Hare!
I want it
NOW!